A Messed Up Theory For A Messed Up Movie

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Yeah, remember that movie?
The movie that sucks but yet ironically catchy to enough to talk about
because it can literally bother you that much?

I think some of this has to do with me being sick of talking about Digimon Tri, but some of it also has to do with plot holes that weren't really answered.  To be honest, I don't think it really matters... except in the department of messing up for me an already messed up movie.

If you happen to be reading this and have experienced occasions where you'll come up with disturbing questions by paying too close attention to useless details, then you'll understand how this theory came to be.  For those who don't, I blame this on myself for allowing the Bee Movie to be my movie of choice as background noise as I was cleaning up my room.

So what minor details was I was looking a little too deep into that lead to this mess?  Vanessa and Ken's relationship.  I suppose for the sake of Barry's crush on Vanessa, their relationship was pretty rocky from the beginning, as Vanessa and Ken seemed to have been dating but Vanessa seemed to not be able to stand Ken's presence from time to time.  For a while, I didn't give much thought as into how serious the relationship got... at least until now, when I saw the following scene.

So what does Barry have anything to do with this aside from being the last choice of argument before Vanessa breaks up with Ken, inevitably meaning that Vanessa cut ties with her boyfriend over a bee?  It really wasn't so much Barry himself that caught my attention here, but rather what he was sitting on.

By normal logic, one would think that Vanessa just got the pieces from Amazon or some thrift shop for this scene and that would be no problem.  However, there is one other way that Vanessa could have had these things in her house... and it would have to be from her just having these things around long before she met Barry.

I mean, freaking heck, later on when Ken slips into the bathtub, you see a freaking duck.

Now, universe-speaking, it could have just been Ken's duck to further emphasize just how much of a "baby" he is and how much Vanessa really doesn't need Ken in her life.  However, that little table set and the duck lead me to a messed up question...

Were Vanessa and Ken expecting?

Look, as much as I wish it wasn't so, the world today has thrown marriage and sometimes commitment (as a whole) out the window when it comes to having babies. I even went to school with a girl who eventually got pregnant before she graduated, so I've seen some of this stuff first hand (please don't ask me if that relationship is still kicking because I didn't get involved, although I hope they are).  There's no doubt that there's lots of drama to go around when it comes to relationships, children, and even stuff as simple as which kids are biologically connected to who, least we wouldn't have dramas like the Maury Show.  As much as the reality of these things make me cringe, I'm not going to delve too deep into this part of my theory because that's not the point of this post - just understand that being born out of wed-lock is a very sad, but common, reality.

Maybe Vanessa hasn't given herself to Ken yet, but what's the likely-hood of that?  I suspect that the more serious Vanessa and Ken got about their relationship, the more down-hill it went.  Vanessa, the only one in the relationship to have a steady job, not only had to worry about Ken, but about the child on the way too.

What about the bump that is on all pregnant women?  In truth, I honestly think that not only is Vanessa at the beginning stages of her pregnancy, but Barry B. Benson will be dead long before she has to deliver - after all, according to Buzz About Bees, male bees, or drones, only live up to about four months if they don't screw their queen first, which by mating with said queen would kill them.

I'm probably thinking too much into this, as I have a horrible habit of doing things like that... but I really really wanted to get that off my chest...