Chapter 10: this bee's loving face...

This is a post from someone else I wanted to share...

One of the reasons I've slightly put off this chapter is it's a difficult chapter for me to watch or think about, since it's so loving offensive on so many levels.

Patrick comes home to see Vanessa totally having an affair with this loving bee. Now I know that different people have different standards for "cheating". I mean, her lips aren't around his penis, but this is about 92% of the way there. They're sharing dinner alone together at Vanessa/Patrick's place without Patrick, and without even letting Patrick know, while they make the creepiest loving goo-goo eyes at one another (while Blue is sitting in Barbie furniture that Vanessa has for some reason). There are red roses on the table, naturally. Vanessa, of course, made dinner for Blue and they're celebrating and by the way, that's why I thought the case was over last time, when it actually wasn't. The resolution is dumber than Ray Liotta hating Jews. But I digress! [Read More]

A Monster Mom!?

As I was looking around at some clips across the vast universe that is YouTube, my stomach turns as I type all of this, because the horrors of all of this do more than just break my heart, and I can't even begin to explain how I feel about all of this.

For now, monster, as the title of the episode suggests, would have to suffice.  If you've watched the clip all the way, then I'm sure you understand?

Anyway, for any of you who have come to this post through the link I sent from the comment pages, I'm sure you're as curious as I was about the follow up on this woman, specifically Neka Gordon.  I have reason to suspect that I may have found her Facebook, but the best lead I've got on that is how both women are wearing the same exact glasses, so a thousand pardons if I'm wrong.

Thankfully, I was not the only one wondering what happened after the show, as someone on Yahoo asked about the same thing.  According to a post on BabyGaga, the baby from the show is still living under the same conditions.  To make matters worse, some of these so called professional websites really don't help things: White Pages didn't offer much, and neither did a thread I found on BabyCenter.

I can say this much though with more confidence than I've said about anything else of this whole affair - she had another kid, she still has custody of them (because where she lives, they can't afford to take them from her), and one of her kids died despite being an infant.  You can find the obituary here.

"LANCASTER: Nevaeh Marie Shafer 5 month old infant of Lancaster, Ohio died Saturday, January 12, 2013 at her residence. She was born on July 20, 2012 in Lancaster, Ohio to Michael E. Shaffer, Sr. and Neka R. Gordon." - Nevaeh Marie Shaffer Obituary

"She had another baby that died under mysterious conditions in 2013. You can Google her name and see the babies obituary. Neka Gordon. The babies name was Neaveh Shaffer . According to her it was sleeping on the couch cushions and just died."

Now that I've gotten this off my chest... I need to go lay down...

A Messed Up Theory For A Messed Up Movie

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Yeah, remember that movie?
The movie that sucks but yet ironically catchy to enough to talk about
because it can literally bother you that much?

I think some of this has to do with me being sick of talking about Digimon Tri, but some of it also has to do with plot holes that weren't really answered.  To be honest, I don't think it really matters... except in the department of messing up for me an already messed up movie.

If you happen to be reading this and have experienced occasions where you'll come up with disturbing questions by paying too close attention to useless details, then you'll understand how this theory came to be.  For those who don't, I blame this on myself for allowing the Bee Movie to be my movie of choice as background noise as I was cleaning up my room.

So what minor details was I was looking a little too deep into that lead to this mess?  Vanessa and Ken's relationship.  I suppose for the sake of Barry's crush on Vanessa, their relationship was pretty rocky from the beginning, as Vanessa and Ken seemed to have been dating but Vanessa seemed to not be able to stand Ken's presence from time to time.  For a while, I didn't give much thought as into how serious the relationship got... at least until now, when I saw the following scene.

So what does Barry have anything to do with this aside from being the last choice of argument before Vanessa breaks up with Ken, inevitably meaning that Vanessa cut ties with her boyfriend over a bee?  It really wasn't so much Barry himself that caught my attention here, but rather what he was sitting on.

By normal logic, one would think that Vanessa just got the pieces from Amazon or some thrift shop for this scene and that would be no problem.  However, there is one other way that Vanessa could have had these things in her house... and it would have to be from her just having these things around long before she met Barry.

I mean, freaking heck, later on when Ken slips into the bathtub, you see a freaking duck.

Now, universe-speaking, it could have just been Ken's duck to further emphasize just how much of a "baby" he is and how much Vanessa really doesn't need Ken in her life.  However, that little table set and the duck lead me to a messed up question...

Were Vanessa and Ken expecting?

Look, as much as I wish it wasn't so, the world today has thrown marriage and sometimes commitment (as a whole) out the window when it comes to having babies. I even went to school with a girl who eventually got pregnant before she graduated, so I've seen some of this stuff first hand (please don't ask me if that relationship is still kicking because I didn't get involved, although I hope they are).  There's no doubt that there's lots of drama to go around when it comes to relationships, children, and even stuff as simple as which kids are biologically connected to who, least we wouldn't have dramas like the Maury Show.  As much as the reality of these things make me cringe, I'm not going to delve too deep into this part of my theory because that's not the point of this post - just understand that being born out of wed-lock is a very sad, but common, reality.

Maybe Vanessa hasn't given herself to Ken yet, but what's the likely-hood of that?  I suspect that the more serious Vanessa and Ken got about their relationship, the more down-hill it went.  Vanessa, the only one in the relationship to have a steady job, not only had to worry about Ken, but about the child on the way too.

What about the bump that is on all pregnant women?  In truth, I honestly think that not only is Vanessa at the beginning stages of her pregnancy, but Barry B. Benson will be dead long before she has to deliver - after all, according to Buzz About Bees, male bees, or drones, only live up to about four months if they don't screw their queen first, which by mating with said queen would kill them.

I'm probably thinking too much into this, as I have a horrible habit of doing things like that... but I really really wanted to get that off my chest...

Maury Show: Teen Girls Gone Bad - Is My Daughter Being Paid for Sex?

Maury Show

Teen Girls Gone Bad: Is My Daughter Being Paid for Sex?

Two Dreams!?

Man, last night was odd, but in an interestingly entertaining way.  Basically, I remember dreaming twice, but each part not having much to do with each other.

The first part was being in one of those huge playgrounds that used to be set up in McDonalds.  Ironically, and now that I really think about it, I was reminded more of the play place in a skating I used to go to more than anything else.  I was playing a game with some people I couldn't see because it was so dark, but I felt in my heart that out of all those people, one of them was my sister.  The objective of the game was that I say a work, and people on two separate ends had to think of a synonym.  Once the synonym was said out loud, they had to beat me to the slide that was in between us before I reached the slide, which basically meant they had only a couple of seconds.  I remember playing this game pretty well, but I don't remember sleeping long enough for the outcome.

The second part was something that felt like a game.  Princess Peach I remember seeing a few times, but I distinctly remember Princess Daisy and a few other princess I didn't recognize, although I imagine they were made up because one of them looked like a Piranha plant with hair.  There was some mission that we were supposed to do because we ended up crossing worlds because it got to a point where not only was Jack Frost and Elsa involved, but it was made to be a good idea that they should be together.  During the last fight of the dream, however, Elsa was killed, I think.
Then something else happened that revealed some of the necessary princesses, like Princess Daisy and those others I mentioned earlier, and it ended up being this crazy match in the skies that had nothing else except a really dark gray dragon surrounded by stone that blasted fire everywhere.  It wasn't so easy to kill, but I can't remember if we actually beat the thing.

Anyway, I wanted to be quick about this because as soon as I wake up I end up forgetting even some of the most epic dreams and I just really wanted to talk about this one.

Till next time.

Thoughts on Tri: What This Says About My Fanfiction (Accepting Questions)

At this point, now accepting questions about the Thoughts on Digimon Tri series 
and/or anything concerning Digimon Tri.

 

Now that my personal opinion about Digimon Tri has reached its end, time to talk about what this says about the fanfiction I'm running with RyokosDetermination, KellyK-Chan, & shinu8P.

For pairings, there isn't much to be said.  Fact is that no official pairings are made except what was already established in Digimon Adventure 02 and even then it's only Yamato and Sora.  In this department, there is less that I'm going to have to stress over when that time comes.

And truth is, this series has a lot and I mean a lot of plot holes.  For writing, this might be a good thing since this will give me room to cover up said holes.  However, this also means a lot of uncertainty, but I will worry about those bridges when it comes time to cross them.

So basically, I'm more stressed about plot holes than anything, but until that time comes, I'll be accepting questions and try to respond to them the best way I know now.

Until then, God bless you all.

Craig of the Creek S1E04: The Final Book

Craig of the Creek

S1E04: The Final Book