I finally got my fucking Steam account back.
It took what felt like forever, but after finally being allowed back into my account, changing my password, and setting up Steam's new Guard for authorization, I think I've got my Steam account back for good this time. It better stay that way.
Oh, and by the way...
In the process of getting my account back, I got this verification method with an e-mail I didn't fucking recognize.
I don't know who you are and I don't care to know. You've made my life even more frustrating with your fucking stunt and I hope that (especially if you're actually responsible) God makes you pay out the ass.
I already have depression and suicide idealization on my worst days - I didn't need this additional stress and shit from you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get back to my life.